Swag pirate

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything

What a shit cunt must be a swag pirate

by Starker March 30, 2017

clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being

My manager Eric is such a clown pirate

by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017

pirates bay

The pirates bay is an online file-sharing website. This site is used to download almost every single thing you can imagine, songs, programs, porn the list goes on and on... Many people have tried to site this site down with unsuccessful results. The domain name of the site changes a lot.

person one: Ah man adobe Photoshop is too expensive i cant afford it.
person two: Have you never heard of the pirates bay you can get that shit for free.

by GeOfFfFfFfF May 7, 2018

Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.

We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!

by CaptainZ November 20, 2007

Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.

'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."

by YourAssassin May 30, 2016

Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

by trevor340 February 11, 2009