Pirate Teeth

Corn kernals stuck in your shit looking like rotting yellow pirate teeth.

Ate a lot of corn last night and just took a dump, looked like a mouth full of pirate teeth.

Pirate Teeth by Meatamus September 5, 2012

pirate dip

When you fuck a girl who's on her period.

Guy one: hey man did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy two: nah bro she was was on the rag.

Guy one: bro go for the pirate dip. Just cause it's red don't mean you can't hit it.

pirate dip by Thescholarlyscholar April 6, 2016

Pirate Johnny 

A cocktail made from Sailor Jerry, dry ginger ale and fresh lime.

Get a brother a Pirate Johnny!

Pirate Johnny by Schmorgy October 21, 2017

Pirate Protein 

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

Pirate Protein by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019

pirate black 

Only the best color for YEEEZY.

“Um, there’s only one color, Pirate Black”

pirate black by Dr._Mario April 21, 2019

Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.

"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"

Pirate's Curse by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020

Pirate Elbows 

An elbow condition were an exposed gap is visible between the bicep and the elbow joint. More specifically, between the end of the humerus at the capitulum and the radial head. This condition has no medical diagnosis but is commonly seen in hockey players and males in with poor bicep curl form.

Danny’s pirate elbows are the key to his wicked hard wrister.

Pirate Elbows by Teddy1011117 October 10, 2020