A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

Girl that sits next to me in Physics

she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd

person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"

by ILOVEAMERICA4EVER February 10, 2023

Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

physicalize

To reconstitute a virtual computer system or server onto physical equipment when you realize that the virtualization technology sucks.

I had to physicalize the desktop because the VDI project went bust!!

by Technocrat June 5, 2014

physics

One of the most important academic subjects. It is supposedly "taught" in high schools at the "college level".

I can't wait to use my knowledge of physics to invent a new particle accelerator at JPL.

by xxxpussydestroyer420xxx December 10, 2015

physical homiesexsual

being physically homiesexsual with the homeboys or homegirls

girl slaps girls ass

boy: ayo that’s gay
girl: no it’s just physical homiesexsual

by @sanjanagreat March 15, 2022

modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.

-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!

by Utnapishtim's Ark June 3, 2016