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Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.
Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone

Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.
by Mia May 13, 2005
mugGet the Cell Phonemug.

Phone Rape

When a seemingly normal guy/girl is on the phone with you and proceeds to have phone sex with you when you don't want it, narrating both sides, so you have no choice but to listen in total awe.
Bob: I was on the phone with this chick last night, and we were having a pretty normal conversation, then she phone raped me, I haven't been the same ever since.
Friend: I warned you about her.
by TEH BOB ZORD December 23, 2008
mugGet the Phone Rapemug.

self-phone

To call yourself so that you can find your cell phone.
"Dude, dial my number, I need a self-phone cause I was drunk last night when I put my cell phone down."
by afichte May 22, 2008
mugGet the self-phonemug.

Déjà-phone

The false sensation that your phone is ringing or vibrating.
"Hang on, my phone is ringing... Oh no, looks like I was just having a déjà-phone!"
by WG-KMX May 25, 2009
mugGet the Déjà-phonemug.

Phone Limbo

When your phone's battery is close to being drained and you're unable/too lazy to charge it. How low can YOU go?
This morning I discovered my phone hadn't charged the night before, and was forced to play Phone Limbo; I couldn't text for fear of running out of power.
by Will Pwn 4 Food October 29, 2010
mugGet the Phone Limbomug.

phone face

when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.
Last night i was totally a phone face.
by flowey_from_undertale July 7, 2017
mugGet the phone facemug.

phone dude

Phone Dude: Hey Hey, glad you came back for another night!
by Phone Dude May 30, 2016
mugGet the phone dudemug.

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