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phantom bruise

The uncanny phenomenon of unexplained bruises found on the body.
"Hey Jim, what's that bruise from?"
"It's a phantom bruise; noticed it yesterday."
by manic depresso May 9, 2018
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phantom 3

Phantom 3 is the name of the drone series developed by DJI
Phantom 3 standard
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Phantom 3 advanced
Phantom 3 pro
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Fag1: Hey dod wtf is that shit flying over that fucking shit
Fag2: Dumbass, that is a phantom 3
Fag:1 Oh shit, thx Fag1
by JuulKing March 8, 2018
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Phantom-smol-dic

An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.
Guy: I have a small dick.
Genuinely Nice Friend: Maybe you just have a phantom-smol-dic
by Mei-main June 1, 2018
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PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.
The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.
by James OQueefe July 5, 2018
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Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.
Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.
by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019
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Phantom Face

The feeling or sensation that his face is still between your legs long after receiving oral pleasure.
He ate it so good that I now have a severe case of Phantom face
by TDub87 February 2, 2019
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Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher
by Juulman May 23, 2019
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