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Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.
I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.
by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012
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Perpetual Dynamic Motion

Pertaining to or characterized by energy or generating an effective energetic action or process of being vigorously active or forcefully moving or being moved, continuing or continued without intermission or interruption; ceaseless in it's operation, driven by it's own force which gives it its own momentum regardless of any friction that is less than it's own force that is being applied.

The basic rules for PDM (Perpetual Dynamic Motion) are

1. The design must use either gravity or magnetic fields, or use both gravity and magnetic fields.

2. The design must be symmetrical while exhibiting changing or moving parts to ensure the force of momentum is always greater than it's resistance.

3. The design must have a self contained push and pull or a self contained attraction and repulsion.

4. The design of the spinner must be lighter than the total weight or force that will be self contained to keep it moving.

5. The design will not be effected by any friction that is less than the total of its force, and even if stopped, it will self start on its own again and keep moving because it has it's own momentum.
"Perpetual Motion" means ever lasting movement, so why do people try to define it as "must not have any friction at all", and "must stay at the same speed"? Whoever tries to place the description inside of a box, must only do so because they think inside of a box. They are assuming that nothing inanimate is capable of having it's own self sustained force.

So I added "Dynamic", which implies that it does in fact have its own self sustained force.

The new term is now
"Perpetual Dynamic Motion"

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Perpatrator

Perpatrator a person or alien hybrid that is usually up to no good in the community. Perpatrators keep it real with other perpatrators. They usually commit crimes (they call it "purping") in the darkest hours of the night and never get seen. They make mad stacks and hustle hard day&night.

Perpatrators; perp ; peprping ;
Hey _____ , wanna go (perping) tonight?

I heard the "perpatrators" are out tonight, hide your kids , and lock your cars!!
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Permy Wormy

A person that has a perm but denies it and says it natural but his friends know it’s a perm and he is a fag
Omg Johnson shut up stupid permy wormy head ass up u gotta a perm u fag
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Percy Jackson

The definition of what every gay person has ever read , also a synonym for ; my favorite class was English and the teachers loved me .
Person: Hey Jonathan , what did you read when you where a kid ?
Jonathan: oh me ? I read Percy Jackson-
Person: Jonathan! Why didn’t you tell me you were gay ? I totally support you .
Johnathan : thanks dude 😏
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Perky

1. adj :When something (mainly anything you consume) is good or tasty
2 adj: when someone takes a Percocet and it affects their behavior
1. Aye bruh, this sh*t perky cuh.
2. Im a lil perky rn i cant lie.
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terminally perky

the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!

the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!

streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"
you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!

shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2012
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