Auditors Paradox

A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.

You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.

by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008

The Hipster Paradox

Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.

I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.

by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011

paradoxical universe

The ontological principle, An acknowledgement of the fact that anything can exist can never truly make sense and be understood(it is illogical), and that nothing is an impossibility for the understanding too("nothing" is incomprehensible).
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.

When something or someone or an idea is totally illogical you can justify it or accept it with the words, "It's a paradoxical-universe!" or "we are living in a paradoxical universe"

by Paradoxical Universe October 27, 2011

space time paradox

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

space time paradox

by Raptor Jesus Christ December 8, 2009

Este Parados

An Air Cadet term to get a particular squad on parade. It is not another language, simply something that sounds like it is.

Este Parados

by LegendaryBeast November 27, 2009

Love paradox

When you like a guy/girl who likes another guy/girl who likes you. Everyone likes someone and everyone is liked. It's a complicated and rare phenomenon.

Lisa: I like you!
Brandon: but I like Jenny

Jenny: Brandon I don't like you, I like Lisa
Lisa: I like Brandon not Jenny

Brandon: sorry Lisa I don't like you I like Jenny
Jenny: UGH this is a love paradox

by Rocks247 October 22, 2017

7 people paradox

When you want to play Squadron battles in War thunder but everyone says: "I'll join when we are 7 people"

Me: We are 5 people, where the fuck are the other 3 for the squadron battles?

Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?

Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?

by ChadVon July 17, 2021