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by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

by Catmando2 November 4, 2017

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
by Streuth December 2, 2019

me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

by vsnsnsj March 12, 2020
