Side swipe

When you are pregnant and cant reach your vagina from the front.

"I tried masturbating last night but I had to Side swipe it"

by Stayawayfromme August 21, 2018

Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 13, 2019

side-pa

The name your side-bitches kid(s) call your father.

Little Johnny’s side-pa came to school today for grand-parents day.

by Almost 2 November 14, 2018

Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015

greasy side

trucker cb slang for the undercarriage of a motorized vehicle

there is a four wheeler in the ditch with the greasy side up

by a truck driver January 30, 2009

side missioned

Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency

Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”

by UncleMawkus August 28, 2021

flirtatious side

a side hoe that isn't really a side hoe but you flirt heavily from time to time and for most isn't even considered cheating

Person 1: You got a side hoe
Person 2: not really man, but I got a flirtatious side. I'm not even really cheating

by Savage Gerbil June 4, 2017