Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010
Get the Schwackum stickmug. by Sh111 May 2, 2021
Get the Stick Manufacturermug. by SparkyRot January 31, 2018
Get the Bamben Stickmug. when someone is fugly they can be said to have been hit with a fugly stick. can also be used to say a once pretty girl is now ugly aka you were drunk and took her home.
It looks she got whacked with a fugly stick!
She got whacked with a fugly stick while we were sleeping.
She got whacked with a fugly stick while we were sleeping.
by mandadandalyon March 28, 2009
Get the fugly stickmug. The act of two men rubbing beards.
When a lumber-sexual male finds another beard to be admirable, he may engage in the close embrace and rubbing of beards, for any amount of time. This gesture can be performed as a sign of respect or arousal, depending on ones preference or sexual orientation.
When a lumber-sexual male finds another beard to be admirable, he may engage in the close embrace and rubbing of beards, for any amount of time. This gesture can be performed as a sign of respect or arousal, depending on ones preference or sexual orientation.
Greg: "James, your beard looks amazing right now."
James: "Your's too."
Greg: "You wanna play Furry Sticks?"
James: "Let's do that! let's do exactly that!"
James: "Your's too."
Greg: "You wanna play Furry Sticks?"
James: "Let's do that! let's do exactly that!"
by Burt Lumber December 7, 2014
Get the Furry Sticksmug. To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.
Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
Get the Lister Stickmug. by SAM:> April 15, 2009
Get the Yoda Stickmug.