This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.
Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).
Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).
A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?
B: And how do you know this...?
A: Look, that's not important...
B: And how do you know this...?
A: Look, that's not important...
by DudeWithWeirdWords November 21, 2021
Get the Water Fountainmug. *vanny music*
G: What was that?
F: That is a fountain, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.
G: What was that?
F: That is a fountain, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.
by MrKristijan January 23, 2022
Get the fountainmug. When rancid pussy is a squirter
Mike: "Did you hear that Dave encountered a Trout Fountain last night?"
Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."
Jack: "Damn, I hope he's ready to wash his sheets at least six times."
by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021
Get the Trout Fountainmug. The act of pulling one’s penis directly up and proceeding to piss in one’s own mouth simulating a decorative cherub garden fountain.
“I want to surprise my art professor with a stunning picture. Maybe I should try to Cherub Fountain.”
by ZombieMercs December 25, 2023
Get the Cherub Fountainmug. It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023
Get the The ultimate cock fountainmug. A performance involving the concurrent consumption of beer, and public urination. The performer typically executes this by synchronizing the production of urine with the initiation of a "waterfall" stylistic-drinking manoeuvre, and shall attempt to demonstrate technical artistry by actively controlling the volumetric beer flow-rate in precise response to changes sensed in the urine stream pressure-drop.
Sufficiently skillful execution results in a suspension of disbelief for all observers of the intended suggestion, viz., that the beer is indeed flowing directly between the performer's esophagus and distal urinary meatus, mysteriously circumventing the natural physiological processes which ordinarily conduct such fluid transport operations over a considerably longer time frame.
Sufficiently skillful execution results in a suspension of disbelief for all observers of the intended suggestion, viz., that the beer is indeed flowing directly between the performer's esophagus and distal urinary meatus, mysteriously circumventing the natural physiological processes which ordinarily conduct such fluid transport operations over a considerably longer time frame.
Observer 1: (Hands a can of beer to the performer)
Performer: (Unseals the can, assumes a customary urination stance and takes out his penis)
Observer 1: "Yea, though the very notion of it be most incredulous, verily I am compelled to inquire: Do you truly mean to void your water, unduly in my presence, bro?"
Observer 2: "I beg to assure you bro, with the entirety of my conviction, that the scene which unfolds before us is not one of capricious folly! But lo, what sport! Indeed, what exquisite fortune! For bro means to gift the lot of us with the hallowed spectacle of a Fountain of Archimedes!"
Performer: (Begins simultaneously pissing and pouring beer from the can into his mouth)
Observer 1: "Good God, bro! But what fantastic machinations must bro be cloistering in his very form, that might afford him the commission of such a prodigious feat? I find myself overcome by titillation, bro, inundating my senses and, yea, my very wit to such a degree that surely I shall have to swoon down upon the earth this very instant if I am to retain any semblance of dignity! And shall I dare to regale my bros in absentia with such unconscionable witness, on pain of being rightly diminished in credibility to that of some crazed, braying beast, its brains having been riven with holes from foraging upon a most devilish specimen of the noxious weeds - ...."
(Everyone else has left)
Performer: (Unseals the can, assumes a customary urination stance and takes out his penis)
Observer 1: "Yea, though the very notion of it be most incredulous, verily I am compelled to inquire: Do you truly mean to void your water, unduly in my presence, bro?"
Observer 2: "I beg to assure you bro, with the entirety of my conviction, that the scene which unfolds before us is not one of capricious folly! But lo, what sport! Indeed, what exquisite fortune! For bro means to gift the lot of us with the hallowed spectacle of a Fountain of Archimedes!"
Performer: (Begins simultaneously pissing and pouring beer from the can into his mouth)
Observer 1: "Good God, bro! But what fantastic machinations must bro be cloistering in his very form, that might afford him the commission of such a prodigious feat? I find myself overcome by titillation, bro, inundating my senses and, yea, my very wit to such a degree that surely I shall have to swoon down upon the earth this very instant if I am to retain any semblance of dignity! And shall I dare to regale my bros in absentia with such unconscionable witness, on pain of being rightly diminished in credibility to that of some crazed, braying beast, its brains having been riven with holes from foraging upon a most devilish specimen of the noxious weeds - ...."
(Everyone else has left)
by spider kidsz April 24, 2025
Get the Fountain of Archimedesmug. by Slapp July 23, 2021
Get the Fountain of Dreamsmug.