Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.
Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"
by Btzu August 23, 2020
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Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)
by LeKemp July 11, 2018
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metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis
Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.
by Richhobo October 25, 2013
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Dock Pop

The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.
The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.
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Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.
Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!
by Cock shot king February 02, 2018
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Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.
Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"
by Suzdogg May 01, 2008
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Colman Dock

A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.
I'm going to ride the ferry via the Colman Dock, to Bremerton.
by Doge 2.0 October 10, 2013
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