Docking Ceremony

The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.

Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.

by icedelegance June 2, 2014

Horse on the docks

South African slang for hello generally used for a superior

Horse on the docks sir

by 2453166089 August 25, 2021

Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.

Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!

by MX5J6 March 25, 2022

Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

The Murder Dock

the murder dock is where i am.

user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

murder dock

by user7029823410407 February 4, 2021

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 26, 2013

dock thot

A person or persons of any sexual orientation that gather around or in water near or on a boating dock (usually during times when weather is fair and the temperature is considered above the regions definition of warm) to take up space and generally be in the way of those who intend to use a boating dock for its intended purpose.

Owen: Damn brother, I just wanted to take my canoe out for a rip but all these people are in the way.

Landon: What a bunch of dock thots.

by MegaDockThotSlayer November 12, 2018