Night beaver

A beaver (vagina) that most often appears at night in search of wood (penis).

Carly, we know the night beaver is hungry, but cover that thang up!

by Twatdoumean October 17, 2017

mistress of the night

In the old days, 'mistress of the night' or 'lady of the night' meant that a women was a suductress, harlet, or whore. It also is a statement that applies to certain pop culture madams, such as Elvira. "Unpleasant dreams..."

A vibrant belladonna, she was a mistress of the night, and a lover of good pasta.

by Jennisis May 10, 2016

night at the museum

when a group of guys have a sleepover and show each other their junk BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR USE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY

Jim: Hey Fred you wanna have a night at the museum?
Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.

night at the museum gay wiener junk sleepover dudes exhibit no homo

by bromosexual4life April 9, 2016

sleepless night

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.

I had a sleepless night thinking of you

by Mr.busch February 20, 2017

Night Pints

When good cunts go to a pub or bar for Pints at Night. Usually generates a large amount of laughter and the occasional deep conversation.

You up for Night Pints later?

What a laugh we had at Night Pints!

by nahs7426 August 17, 2016

Night Foxx

He is the master of Flee The Facility

Night Foxx is the best in FTF

by iiAcidicWolf September 15, 2019

JD Night

A mighty and extravagant party or flat-out messy mission. Often undertaken when someone's parents are away for the weekend and the house is empty. One prerequisite is that at least one bottle of Jack Daniels is drunk during the night. Although, that isn't the only thing that gets drunk. Tequila and a lot of Lager is also usually on the list.

Usually, the night ends with several people throwing their guts up all over the garden and/or getting jiggy with a random ugly chick from around town. Oh, it happens. Believe me.

-Mikey: "Hey man, my parents are out of town this weekend, I think they're going down the beach or something."
-Joe: "Er... so what does that mean?"
-Mikey: "AH!! JD Night!!"
-Joe: "Oh hell yeah."

by Aaron R Bourn March 18, 2007