Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!
Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!
by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018
*sees a tiktok where a women has her boobs out* looks respectfully and says “i am no better than a man”
by mushierooms March 04, 2022
by floofy_pillow March 18, 2017
"My girlfriend is one hell of an alchemist. She made me cum more than I've ever did before."
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"
by JonJae October 10, 2018
by Sir Tom Jones's Hands January 24, 2016
The equivalent of "Bitch better have my money" said while wearing a bear suit a la Blake form Workaholics.
Adam: You ready to get weid tonight or whhhhaaaatttt?
Blake: Fuuur sure.
Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!
Blake: Bitch better have my honey.
Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.
Blake: Fuuur sure.
Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!
Blake: Bitch better have my honey.
Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.
by K Diz Mc October 10, 2012
by Bhutterfly02 April 01, 2011