life-vomit

The act of, or feeling like one is going to vomit following a horrible situation such as witnessing a tragic death or catastrophic event.

The paramedic pulled a dead four year old from her meth addicted mother's crashed vehicle. The paramedic proceeded to life-vomit.

by rontgen March 03, 2019

Vomit Muse

When nausea has reached the point that you would rather throw up than not, a vomit muse is the food you think about to induce vomiting.

1: I was nauseous for so long that I decided to make myself puke to get it over with.
2: Shoved a finger down your throat?
3: No, I had McRib earlier in the day, so I just thought about that.
4: The McRib is your vomit muse.

by juliusandethelrosenburg July 31, 2023

vomit beard

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.

Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"

by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014

Vomited

Where you threw up in past tense

I vomited in the bathroom one day after I got back from a drinking party

by Christina.. June 08, 2022

Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021

Smart Vomit

The overuse "smart" to describe new products by companies

This is the new smart watch! - smart vomit

by Smart_Vomit November 28, 2021

The Rat's Vomit

A phrase of approval, similar to "The dogs bollocks"

Man 1: "Hey man, that new painting you've finished is The Rat's Vomit"

Man 2: "Thanks man!"

by Cheezy Wotzit November 12, 2023