crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

egg head

An overly intellectual person; someone who thinks too much.

Charles can't order lunch without using an algebraic formula -- what an egg head!

by anonymous 100 September 2, 2008

Brown eggs

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

Egg Hunter

Someone who displays a high level of being a total idiot and doesn't much care for others.

" oh man that sose teacher is such an egg hunter for all this homework "

by two and a half charlies July 27, 2009

crotch egg

Testicles

The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.

by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020

eggs on toast

THE BEST FOOD TO EXIST

The eggs on toast i had was better than my self -esteem

by Saltine Kracker November 17, 2017

EGG FLOATATION

AN EGG THAT FLOATS.!

THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.

by WAZZ UP.! March 5, 2011