crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

egg head

An overly intellectual person; someone who thinks too much.

Charles can't order lunch without using an algebraic formula -- what an egg head!

by anonymous 100 June 21, 2006

Brown eggs

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

by Tyler Hall February 21, 2009

eggs in a nest

When one man gently caresses (or nestles against) another man's testicles with his big bushy beard.

I bet that guy enjoys his eggs in a nest.

by Snowman2017 February 09, 2017

eggs on toast

THE BEST FOOD TO EXIST

The eggs on toast i had was better than my self -esteem

by Saltine Kracker November 17, 2017

Surprise Egg

The only two words that will guarantee someone millions of views on a YouTube video with the use of a popular children's IP (e.g. Frozen, Spiderman, Minecraft). When placed in the title of a video, these words are often crammed in with other buzzwords that 1. are designed to grab the child's immediate attention or 2. manipulate YouTube's algorithm into placing said video amongst other well-made, thoughtfully-created forms of children's entertainment on the platform.

Giant 55 SURPRISE EGG SURPRISE BOXES PlayDoh Frozen MLP Minecraft Cars2 Frozen Mystery Transformers

by bassistheplace246 July 19, 2018

Egg Monkey

A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.

Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.

by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020