having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship
Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam
by captaincock April 16, 2015
by Bigdaddy_Red March 07, 2015
a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.
Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"
Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"
"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)
by JDAM! July 07, 2010
The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.
by King Butthole October 11, 2019
1. When more people are in a car than there are seats for.
2. Unusually large amounts of people crowded into a car.
3. Having an over-crowed car.
4. Back in the day, the ships that usually brought slaves to the New World were generally over-crowded with people. This term has been applied to over-crowded automobiles.
2. Unusually large amounts of people crowded into a car.
3. Having an over-crowed car.
4. Back in the day, the ships that usually brought slaves to the New World were generally over-crowded with people. This term has been applied to over-crowded automobiles.
by inkybuz July 13, 2011
I was already upset with the slow moving traffic, but the thug boat behind me thought that everyone would move faster if they pumped their bass and laid on the horn.
by Commander Justin Case April 13, 2011
Sweet jesus it smells like a shrimp boat down here.
by Lifter5 January 06, 2008