Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
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Get the vacay tour mug.(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...
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Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
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Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
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Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
Specific requirements for tour: At least two nights away, playing at least one game in another country, with three consecutive drinking sessions. It still counts if you don't drink, but a session had to be happening.
If you don't play, it's not touring - you're merely an independent observer, a bit like the UN.
Everything else isn't touring - one night away, watching instead of playing, etc.
See also Domestic Touring
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