I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.

"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.

by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023

Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.

"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"

by urban schmurban December 27, 2023

not ready

It's when you plan on doing something but your time management is shit so you end up not being ready on time or when you are not ready to do something

I know you think you wanted to see me, but you're not ready yet, you'll know when you're ready and then I'll know it too. There is no rush. Take your time.

by Im7 October 12, 2023

Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!

I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".

by willyd1968 August 25, 2018

I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.

The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

Drop ready

Drop ready~ meaning all life that is in existence and defies not wanted stuff and is forever what is meant to be and exist forever in reality!

The rain was drop ready to fall and transform into life that forever will inprove and pleasure all life that will exist. Capable allways is life when it is at the drop ready point.

by Step all over da space April 25, 2022

ready for the corner

Something is so slutty it could be worn by a prostutute on a corner.

Her dress was so scandalous it looked like she was ready for the corner

by Crabby bob September 2, 2017