deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.

by beavae October 14, 2021

Red Deer

What you say when referring to a shitty town

I live in Red Deer

by Red deer sucks March 2, 2024

Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.

When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.

by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014

Jungle Deer

A racial slur

That man is a jungle deer.

Putbtyat jungle deer out of its misery.

by F-alex October 4, 2025

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025

Deer bash

Were you buy a jeep or truck and make a big bumper and drive around on backroads and see how hard you can hit a deer and then you have fresh meat in the freezer, or other pests as coons, possums, coyotes, squirrels

Yo i just went deer bashing and i got fresh backstrap

by Deerz May 12, 2020

Deers

More than one deer

Alex is looking for deers

by Hankleton June 14, 2022