The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.
by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019
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by johnned April 18, 2019
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John is very cute
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
Get the John mug.Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!
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Your being such a john
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