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Barbecue Nelson

When you are walking and trip and your penis, hits the grill. Usually this causes extreme pain and a possible loss of penis.
Dude did you see Zack? he just got a barbecue nelson!!!
by M.C.Pimphammer May 20, 2005
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Nelson Mandela

An ironic or sarcastic nickname for people who bear no resemblance in any shape or form to one of the most inspirational people of the 21st Cenutry.

It is most often used by History students who take their work home with them too often and are confused by the past and the present, as well as attending politcally aware music festivals.
That white racist is quite the Nelson Mandela
by Baiji May 28, 2007
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nelson middle school

nelson middle school is the most irrelevant school out there besides lawler. they suck ate sports and their colors are swamp green. the only coo ppl are griffin, alisha, paytyn, sami, harper, ava, rida, manu, tristan, vikram, + a few more, and mrs emerson!!
by buttfartsinmymouth April 1, 2020
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Full Nelson

The act of someone hijacking your conversation and taking to places of absolute boredom.
Poor Ken, he was describing his new guitar and suddenly Rob showed up and got him in a Full Nelson. The conversation ended with absolute confusion and bewilderment with the last comments being made about a chicken coop.
by Hankdagmar September 21, 2018
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Nelson

Nelson is a boy usually gay probably mixed between two races like white and puertorican and loves veggietables usualy eggplants
He's so gay he likes like a nelson
by Plantdick May 8, 2017
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Major Nelson(2nd term)

Major Nelson(19??)-(20??)- is a man of many worlds.well really just three.They are real life,xbox live,and his beloved forums.Most people want to be like him,some want to marry him,and some just want to be on his friends list.Whatever the case may be Major Nelson can cook like the best.You havent had a hotpocket until you had Major's Nelsons hotpocket.While he may be considered a god on the forums his powers are to no avail in real life.While he was a rocker and is still considered one he has gotten many of ladies and seems to be the crowd favorite he has changed his work habit to be in a forum inhabited by sweaty gamers with no ac.Rock on Major Nelson.Rock on!!!
MNQ-Major Nelson Question
MNDQ-Major Nelson I Have A Dumb Question
by Tyeman64 June 14, 2004
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Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015
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