i need u

i need u

a fire ass song from ken carson

"yo have you heard ken's new song?''

"i need u?''

"yessir"

by fucked ya bitch February 25, 2023

we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 11, 2021

Need For Speed Payback

A weird need for speed game that’s hallow.

Hey, what are you doing?
Just playing some Need For Speed Payback.
Oh shit. Not that again!

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass

The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy

by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016

I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

Need more Ink

Commonly used phrase to express a person’s interest in continuing the story of their life no matter how ugly it may get.

Person1: congrats on getting out of prison what is next for u my good sir
Person2: lmao man I need more Ink!

by nuhgyer May 4, 2022

We need to talk

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap

Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.

Or

Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.

by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 4, 2020