Neck Fro

The puffy curly hair, usually very untidy, on the back of a hairy dude's neck. Commonly associated with overweight to obese men. Typically used as an all-purpose pillow or 100% effective contraception.

Becky: So what did you think of Ricky?
Katelyn: He's a nice guy, but he has a huge neck fro!
Becky: Ewww, good thing he doesn't have your number.

by Captan Hammer. December 13, 2012

Super Neck

The act of a hooker (usually a cheap one) tricking a drunk man into thinking he's getting a blowjob. She does this by rubbing spit on her neck, then placing the guys cock between her neck and shoulder rubbing until he unloads all over her shoulder.

Guy 1: I just got my dick sucked!

Guy 2: Nah you didn't. That bitch Super Necked you. Fuckin' dumbass.

by Guy with a Big Cock February 18, 2010

Neck Rectum

The result of a Laryngectomy, the procedure of putting a hole in one's throat because they smoked too much and got cancer. Too bad you smoked, because now you have a butt hole right on your throat for everyone to see. A Neck Rectum.

Rolando Martinez (throat guy): I was 29 when i got throat cancer from smoking cigarettes. I almost died. Now there is a permanent Neck Rectum in my throat. Nothing will ever be the same again. Not even the simple things.

by GoldenCoastBoyyy March 17, 2010

Burger neck

Is the fat at the back of your neck that looks like a burger

Mum what's that fat thing at the back of his neck. Mum:It's called a burger neck.

by Uglyonesexy July 9, 2015

neck breakin

when someone double takes your apparel (usually referring to shoes) because they are so fresh

wow! these new kicks are gonna cause so much neck breakin

by adall kinsimin October 22, 2008

Thick neck

The type of guy who worships the gym and protein #gains. Ocean beach is a staple in the holiday calendar so is posing from the gram with a bottle of vodka the lads chipped in €5 for. Sleeve tattoos are a prominent feature, so is calling you ‘babes’. As dense as a potato but 10/10 for arrogance. Wayne Lineker is the leader of the thick necks.

Emma: what do you think of this guy on tinder?
Jordan: he’s such a thick neck

by queenoftinder November 19, 2020

E.T. Necking

E.T. (The Extra Terrestrial) had a long neck and a large head. When someone stretches their neck and their head blocks your view.

"I can't see because you are E.T. Necking!"

As your friend looks out the window and says "Check out that girl over there!" and you cant see past his head because he is E.T. Necking and you miss the view.

by S.Bod October 2, 2012