MySpam

All those shitty advertisements that you see in people's comments/or bulletins on Myspace. They include, but are not limited to:

-"omg i just found this website **dipshitphones.com** where i can download so many FRREEE ringtones its so awesome!! just click here dipshitphones.com and type in JEL21~ get a free ringtone duh. i got THIS IS WHY IM HOTT"

-"hey (insert myspace name here), do you recall when you asked me about those penis enlarger pills i was taking?? well i recently came across the website where i bought them at!! just go to INEEDPENIS.COM and tell them Larry sent you! good luck ;)"

-"HAVE A SUNNY DAY!!"

-"dude i just got this free $500 victorias secret gift card!! holy shit it was so easy i just went to jjke3l3l1.com and put in my personal information and they sent it straight to me! awesome you should try it"

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS PEOPLE; IT'S THE HACKERS DOING ALL THIS. Besides, I'm sick of seeing all this MySpam.

by lurksteroni May 21, 2007

myspace

1.) Place where I made lots of "friends" before I went home for Christmas break then met up with some of them once I got home only to discover that our relationships were solely based on random comments that are only funny if it's past 3 AM and that I have no real life social skills.

2.) Emo/ hipster mecca. Sure they're hot and well dressed, but they all listen to the same music and share the same awkward haircut.

"Turns out, 'Will' the emo gangster I met on myspace doesn't have much to say in person. Nor do I."

by loser face February 21, 2005

Myspacejacker

Someone that's in your Myspace Friend's list who "stole" your music, pictures, etc and posted them on their "myspace page". There's a hidden rule in Myspace that you do not post the same exact song, pictures etc when someone has already "claimed" that song, picture, etc. This is a First-post-First-dibs standard. After the first person who posted the song, picture, etc. deletes it, even though you can put it up yourself, everyone will know who had it first.

Example one:

*Marisa signs on Myspace*

Marisa: I cannot believe this! Denisse put the same song as I did. She's such a Myspacejacker! I posted "Hips don't lie" first!

Example two

*Marisa signs on Myspace*

*Marisa's talking to Sal via Instant Messanger*

Marisa: Denisse Myspacejacked my song!

Sal: Yeah I know, don't worry! I knew who posted it first!

Marisa: Yeah but still... I had rights to it first.

Example three:

*Sal logs on Myspace, and visits his cousin's page*

Sal: Oh man! Mike posted that song first!! I wanted to put that song up, but I didn't know the name of it. I don't want to be a myspacejacker but... oh damn it.

by Denisse G August 5, 2006

myspace monster

One who is highly addicted to the social networking website, Myspace (www.myspace.com). Examples of addiction can range from an obsessive love of My Chemical Romance to a full blown series of Myspace stakeouts, which may last long through the night. In order to combat this addiction, an intervention may be necessary, in which close friends or family members may group together to voice their concerns. If conversion is still unsuccessful, a silver bullet through the monster's profile is in order. Be forewarned, the monster may transform and try to reclaim its profile through a series of beatings.

Kara Walsh is a myspace monster; she checks her profile almost every hour, neglecting friends, family and food.

by Concerned Mother Of Five November 15, 2006

Myspace war

There are many definitions...one being when two friends exchange login information in the past, get into a fight (minor or major or playful) and go and change everything on each others myspace.

a girl, "Sarah," and a guy, "Peter," get into a MYSPACE WAR. They already have each other's login information. "Sarah" puts a Barbie layout and girly pictures of herself on "Peter's" profile. Meanwhile, "Peter" has put animal pictures and pictures of HIMSELF on "Sarah's" profile. They also are posting humiliating bulletins about themselves.
--it's quite funny, actually.

by alanasaur December 8, 2006

Myspace politics

Political views, liberal or conservative, that are so ridiculously cliche and/or ignorant that they can only find expression on Myspace.

People with myspace politics are generally an embarassment to others with similiar political viewpoints, and more often than not are between the ages of 12-16.

Will often pepper their myspace accounts with such trite, reguritated catchphrases as "Bush is a terorist!!!" or "Liebrals hate Amercia!!!".

Nobody cares about your moronic myspace politics.

by Thomas Hutchinson February 4, 2007

myspace lag

Its when Myspace goes crazy and it takes forever to go to a new page and makes you want to yell.

I cant read my messages F*&% Myspace LAG!!

by Camille sdt November 17, 2007