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muffin balls

Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.
Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?

Yeah man they were delicious!
by speens November 7, 2010
mugGet the muffin ballsmug.

function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin
Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!
by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023
mugGet the function muffinmug.

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
mugGet the muffins with sweatersmug.

muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.
"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."
by Beau Barber June 21, 2007
mugGet the muffin titsmug.

blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)
"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"
by Xela808 January 28, 2015
mugGet the blueberry muffinsmug.

protein muffin

After you shoot your load on a bitches clit, she insists you slurp your own cum out of her holes.
After Matt dropped his goo on Jen she insisted he lick her protein muffin
by muffinman 2233 January 16, 2009
mugGet the protein muffinmug.

Down on the Muffin

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.
You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
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