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Muddytoes

The coolest kind of cat there is. He has been referred to as pudding foot, but pudding ain't got nothing on the Mudman. Not only does he wander around your house meowing all night, but he loves toothbrushes, the sick juice from the stink patties in the can, and cleaning his butt in front of everyone.

He likes to climb on the counter, yowl at the wall and sounds like a circus horse when he prances to and fro in your tiny apartment. He will be your best friend and your worst enemy.
Man, I wish I had a cat as cool as that Muddytoes.
by Quin_tessential March 18, 2010
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Muddy onion

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in
by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010
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Muddyhell

The condition that one gets into, after having been camped out in, and therefore exposed to, the elements for several days, and having consumed considerable amounts of alcohol at a summer festival or show.
Look at ............ he's been here all weekend, and has achieved Muddyhell

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Try to ignore...... he's gone to Muddyhell

Or

Muddyhell!
by ahay! July 12, 2010
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Muddy Whale

When you cum in a fat woman's ass, she farts and spouts it back out again.
Well blow me down! My fat girlfriend just gave me a muddy whale
by johnny apps December 19, 2010
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muddy pony

similar to reverse cowgirl, but the penetration is anal.
sheila was on her period so we did the muddy pony instead.
by soiledbrown February 28, 2011
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Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.
I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.
by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013
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Muddy Chaplin

The sexual act of having someone take your own feces and smear it across your upper lip after violating you with rigorous anal sex, causing you to walk like Charlie Chaplin the next day. This will also result in a brown staining of the upper lip for the next 48 to 72 hours. The act is typically committed against other males while passed out drunk, and although common, not necessarily committed solely by fraternity brothers.
As Jon woke from his drunken stupor, he pulled up his boxers and waddled to the mirror, staring at his stained upper lip. He knew without doubt his roommate Greg had given him a Muddy Chaplin.
by Bullfrog productionz May 19, 2014
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