montechrist

The Eternal Teacher and the gatekeeper,also known as fabbbyyy, for engineers and misguided individuals.. he is the light, molecule, and bond to every solution. ALL HAIL THE MONTECHRIST!!!!!!!!

I prayed to The MonteChrist to curse his wretched asshole with big black dicks and itching powder. Lord Monte SAVE US ALL!!
-Babies, Gunz, and MonteChristo

by RMustang August 8, 2016

monkee pants

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!

Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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by Louisiana trouser wowser July 4, 2016

montebela

A piece of crap school that sucks at football and always looses all the time.

Montebela sure is a piece of crap

by 127AD May 27, 2016

Montecristo

When a stripper coppulates your thumb and then inserts said thumb into her asshole while in the context of a lap dance.

Gideon got montecristoed at the Cheetah Club last night and spent an inordinate amount of time washing his hands afterwards.

by Ash666 May 29, 2016

monternet

Used by people all around the world (mainly Scotland) as an excuse when their internet turns off randomly

"sorry about that guys, monternet isn't working"

by ColeBatch February 19, 2017

Monbee

n./adj.
This word is originally from China. Means you're extremely shocked or confused by something weird and puzzling.

A: The most well-known use of it: 'Monbee is everywhere on my face.'
B: I'm very monbee.

by cky299792458 April 29, 2017

montbel

A pussy that will never back you up and steals money from his parents. he has no social life neither a dick. He is the weakest person you'll ever meet! he would be good in bed, if you think of him as a woman.

Help me out !
No!
You're a montbel!

by MrJulien May 17, 2017