Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

by Cockdriller March 1, 2010

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie January 11, 2009

Minge String

Its like a cheese string....but from the minge!

Ouch, your minge string got me in the eye!

by Brasto May 29, 2011

minge mice

That scratchy feeling one gets when one suspects one has crabs.

Mandy could feel the minge mice nibbling at her knickers

by jonjophilbin August 13, 2006

mega minge

1. a rather large version of the female genitals, often times resembling that of roast beef
2. the most amazing mock UK '82 band out of Richmond, Vagina-i mean, Virginia.

"Oh, Man! You slept with Large Marge? Ugh!"
"Yeah, dude... She definitely has a mega minge."

"Are you going to Mega Minge playing at the Heartthrob this Friday Night?"

by @nonymous January 11, 2008

Ming-Face

A person who is very ugly faced.

Eww, look at that guy, he is such a ming-face! He looks like he has been hit with a shovel.

by Almacio January 13, 2009

Big Minge

Steve Milstead, security installer to the stars

Ring the Big Minge to find out what's going on

by Makkathran December 6, 2018