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Oh? You met a milo.:) !! A EMO, BITCH STEALER!!! Good for you. Hes either a trans ftm or a cis dude that always shaves themselves hairless. Red hair or either brown, compliments his dark brown eyes. Milo is a boy that is a stoner but overall personality is kind and tender. This breed of male usually always finds a way to be hilarious in a tough situation. Milo can get rude and takes a TON for him to cut a person off. He's SUCH a good boyfriend and will spoil you. He gets aggressive when people mess with the people he loves! Often goes to war for them. Keep a milo cause he's the only one that would go to war for a friend.

The music taste is: Scene,Rock,Heavy Metal,Rnb,Screamo.

And GOSH if you have a milo as a bf...I know you're in fact sore after doing devious deeds...
" Milo stop smoking weed, you're too high right now dude!!!"

Person 1: I hate milo's fat/skinny ass.

Person 2 : You should not, he's pretty cool as a person. Get to know him.
by MrCreeperChan210 July 7, 2023
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Milo

-Complaining due to a lack of understanding of a joke or not being invited to the function.

-Making the single most toxic apology known to man which isn’t even an apology and is just attacking everyone.

-Lying about self improvement for sympathy points before retiring to the status quo.

-Posting triggering jokes intentionally to garner attention and then throwing a whole ass fucking tantrum when you get what you want.
“Guys can you please not say that it’s really triggering.”

“You’re milo-ing so hard right now dude”
by EnVallion July 15, 2023
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Milo is the bestest person in the whole world. Everyone they meet instantly love them. Most of the time if someone is named Milo they’re either gay or a cat.
Milo: “Hi I’m Milo.”
Person: “OMG I LOVE YOU
by Milo’s bf July 15, 2023
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Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup
I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning
by saussypnus September 9, 2023
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Milo is a man with a knob the size of Ethiopia that scrapes along the ground when he walks. He is a sexy guy and you can play jump rope with his penis.
by Jizzy2Dizzy September 16, 2023
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Milo

An alright lookin blond guy you have loads in common with that will ask you out only to dump you a day later saying he just got out of a toxic relationship the day before even though he told you 2 weeks before that he'd never dated anyone. It's very strange that he didn't tell you he's dating someone in the 2 weeks he spends talking to you. After being friends with him for 3 weeks you'll have no clue what things he said were a lie and which were true so you'll try and block him only to find out he already despite saying he just needed some time and would be ready to date you soon. He'll also refuse to listen when you say you don't wanna hang out with him cause its gonna be pissing it down with rain.
"Who's Milo?"
"Milo is such a wanker"
by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023
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Really good name for musicians and very good person usually.
Milo dropped a new track
Dang, its a banger
by bigsussiiboi October 5, 2023
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