Midnight man

Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and

Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?

Sam:...

Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng

Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!

Sam: yeah dude that mad

by Lucifer666k June 22, 2019

Midnight Chinwack

Kicking someone in the chin, usually with your heel when their behind you.

Derived from Sifl & Olly, by Chester.

He was pissin me off so i gave him a midnight chinkwack, yo.

by F!Fi September 1, 2005

Midnight rider

Someone who masterbates while driving at night with the interior car lights on. Often has the intention of startling women driving alongside him.

Bailey was scarred when she glanced over at a stop light and saw a midnight rider grinning at her and stroking his cock.

by QueenLina July 7, 2016

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

Midnight McDonalds

the time when McDonalds serves you the leftover food that no one else wants. this food can and will make you sick.

"so are you still coming to the party later?"
"i cant i had Midnight McDonalds."

by joshissocool February 12, 2010

Midnight Watch

A type of movie which grabs your attention while passing and you have to sit down and finish it.

Princess Bride is my midnight watch.

by tom_foolery87 January 4, 2021

midnight girl

A midnight girl is a girl that only comes out at night most of the time but not all the time

guy1; hey there is a new girl in town ,

guy2 ; she's not new she's been in this town for a year she's a midnight girl she only comes out at night

by moonpiece February 20, 2017