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Miami Beating

(1) When you play a game and you not score over 20 points and let your opponent score over 40. (2)The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons. (3) a skunk (4) a wash(5) a blow out. (6) To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.
Thomas played rummy with James and took a Miami Beating not scoring one point.
by yesbigdaddy September 12, 2021
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Miami Cola

Chad: Bro, I got some Miami cola for the party.

Justin: Hell yeah dude, I love coke.
by Pineapplepanda April 18, 2022
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Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
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miami tugboat

a normal handjob finished with a painful yanking,
miami tugboat it like a tugboat pulling
by sir wizard sleeve November 21, 2009
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Miami Vicing

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.
When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing
by mike charter May 22, 2024
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miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021
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Miami Slut Tattoo

A tattoo most often placed on hidden or abstract places such as armpits, inside the mouth or at bottom of the feets.

Commonly used by ladies of the night and unaware teenage girls
Jenny just got her brand new Miami Slut Tattoo inside her armpits
by Og locos June 9, 2024
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