Max

Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words “broken penis”. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.

yoooo that tree looks like Max’s dick, broken at a 90 degree angle

by Sucuficater May 31, 2019

Maxing

When a retarded kid poops his pants at work

"Oh Geez, that kid is maxing himself like crazy!"

by ASDFRRRRRR March 22, 2009

Max

A little hoe ass piece of shit that no one fucking cares about he can suck his own little disgusting chode and plz tell him to buy some proactive,kisses 💋

"Max is a dumb ass piece of shit I can't believe your friends with him"

by Bossassbitch876 July 25, 2016

Max

big ass

Wow you definitely are a max!

by Bossandswag March 28, 2015

max

1. any awkward moment
2. any short person
3. any person that doesnt like to put lubricated condoms on their head

1. After the girl told her mom she had sex with her dad, there was a max.

2. Did you see that midget? He was a total max!

3. "Dude, I just found this pre-lubed condom, wanna blow it up and put it on your head?" "NO! I'm a Max."

by Maxiiiii April 1, 2008

to the max

rocking out until you can't rock out any more

i just rocked out to the max at the JUNTO! concert.

by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003

Max

A boy willing to suck any penis. Even his own

"Would you suck ur own dick?"
"YES, I already have!" - Max

by MAXIMUSLORDINGTON22 March 28, 2015