Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006

come on mate

A colloquial slur to inform one to 'get ones act together'

Can be used in any situation to spur on some sort of activity where activity is due.

*lion sleeping in its enclosure*

Paying Zoo Attendee: Come on mate!

Friend 1: Umm i might have cheated on my gf last night
Friend 2: Awwhh come on mate...

by Fareastmovement October 23, 2013

classic mate

An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.

"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"

by Gaff November 9, 2005

Ey Mate

Ey Mate is a shortened way to say Hey Mate

B1 "Hi"

B2 "Ey mate, how you going?"

by Shelton Morseley November 18, 2013

clit mate

term used to describe two female friends who hang out excessively, to the point of disturbing others

Jerf: Hey Jason, what's with Patty and Amina? They're always together?

Jason: I dont know dude, they're clit mates

Jerf: Lol nigga, lol

by Black kid from the bookstore October 7, 2009

Zwack Mate

He fiinneee

if u have him u should never let him go.

omg u have a Zwack Mate?! You should never let him go!

by lenaaaaa November 18, 2019

Best mates

we like fortnite we like fortnite

omg is that really fortnite dance thats best mates i cant believe it crazy dude

by PH-1 May 2, 2019