1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
Get the illegitimate masturbatingmug. If she wants me to be her masturbation candy I'm fine with that.
You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
by Nivens March 18, 2011
Get the Masturbation Candymug. speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.
John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
by Harrisburg Dairies December 23, 2011
Get the Intellectual Masturbationmug. Spending your life researching things that, although may be on point, nothing will be done to progress the area actively. Implicated in life sciences for example
Going to university for 7 years to become a lecturer within that field for the rest of your life is an act of academic masturbation
by freeseed March 31, 2015
Get the academic masturbationmug. Mucho Masturbation is a line sang by Mark Cohen in RENT. Mucho mean much, many, or a lot, so taking what that word means, we can put that with masturbation and see that mucho masturbation means "a lot of masturbation" or "many masturbation sessions"
by Oofer mcFries September 3, 2018
Get the Mucho Masturbationmug. The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.
Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'
by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013
Get the retaliatory masturbationmug. by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Masturbationmug.