machosexual

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.

Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.

by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012

marcosexual

When you are in love with Marco Bodt (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only and you get "offended" when someone makes a half joke about him aka freckled jesus.

Gabi: "so you're bisexual?"
y/n: "no, I'm marcosexual"

by YanderesUnite January 5, 2021

Marcosexual

The feeling of being sexually attracted to a darkskin man from Georgia named Marco (bad bitches only)

I wanted that girl so bad, but she’s a marcosexual

by codeineaddict February 12, 2022

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

Macksexual

A thicc boi who is neither mans nor wahmens and is unusually bad at most things. Is a level 98 wahmen respector and is extremely spasmoidal. Does not enjoy physical activities

"Actually I am a Macksexual thank you very much"

by 0of Lord August 9, 2018

Metrosexual

A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.

The metrosexual guy with unnaturally white teeth refused to pay for her coffee.

by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019

metrosexual

An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.

Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.

by jeckste September 7, 2019