marvel legend

morbius is a marvel legend. morbius

Me: i want to do naughty things to marvel legend weiner

by MORB MASTER June 6, 2022

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Corner of Legends

Where washed up, ex-legends go to cry

(whispered) Look at them in the corner of legends, isn't it sad...!?

by AnotherUniqueClone September 19, 2015

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Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.

legend of captiva as we know it

by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011

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Dilaps Legend

Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.

Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.

by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

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League of legends

The place where teenage boys go to play a game thats not minecraft for their first time.

boy 1: i play league of legends.
boy 2: do u like dick and is hiding it?
boy 1: ofcourse thats why i play the game since i wanna stick my penis in men.

by Prinskorvar February 15, 2022

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