Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten

"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"

by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013

throwing kittens

get really angry about something

Harry is really angry about that. I just saw him throwing kittens at Rafael

by chopper recharge January 29, 2015

"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.

A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.

by QuacksO March 4, 2015

Skin Kitten

the "pet" name of a female's privates when kept impeccably shaved, waxed, or treated with a depilatory

my skin kitten is feeling a little brutalized after i got that brazilian wax this morning

by ubermilf April 20, 2015

Script kitten

A Little kid that thinks he can hack

Little kid: I'm going to hack your PSN account

Bob: you can't hack shit

Little kid: i swear I will shut your ass Down

Bob: do it
Five minutes later shit don't happen he is nothing but a Script kitten

by The nigger hung from a tree li April 30, 2015

dust kitten

A cute phrase for Stray Cat

Man, I really wanna take in that dust kitten that followed me home yesterday

by Feelios March 8, 2018