Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

Kirked

To be shot in the neck

Charlie just got kirked

by Nachoszs September 11, 2025

Kirk

To be penetrated in the throat, either by Phallus or bullet, similar to Charlie Kirk.

Asking a woman to perform oral sex: Yo shordy how that kirk game
Discussing about a girl giving good blowjobs: Shordy throw mad kirk

by Thomas Yousef September 19, 2025

kirk

A noun synonymous with ‘getting neck’. Used in sexual context to allude to the act of oral sex.

“Yeah bro that chick was giving me some crazy kirk last night.”

by cornscience September 15, 2025

maui kirk

a sexy 6’3 samoan nigga with a 8 inch samoan hog, he loves boys and slapping his meat on their tongue.

damn maui kirk got that hog on him

by mauikirk November 12, 2025

Circle-kirk

1. A Charlie Kirk admiration society, where people "get themselves off" with the ideas of Charlie Kirk.
2. A partisan group that only listens to and validates opinions from Charlie Kirk, dismissing any opposing viewpoints.
3. A group of people praising Charlie Kirk, whom they all love, while shutting down any criticism, could be described as a media "circle-kirk".

"I went to the circle-kirk but ended up with a frothy santorum I didn't ask for.

by Polska_Kielbasa September 21, 2025

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019