A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.
by ivanityg November 18, 2023
Get the Keith Dentmug. keith is the best person in the whole fucking world. he will be interested in anything you say. he will always try to make you feel better when a jenesis rips your heart out. he doesn't really like relationships but always complains. he is so patient when he helps you with work. and he will always try to get you to read the book he just finished or watch the show he's watching so you can watch it together. he is very short but is energetic.
by daddypigfuckinghatesyou August 22, 2022
Get the keithmug. Whenever youāre totally keithing out. Keithing has many insertions in conversations..you can really just replace any word with keith/keithing.
Cool dude; woah!! Heās totally keithing it??
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
by Gnarlybro67 October 9, 2025
Get the Keithing itmug. Noun. k-EE-th
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the āKarenā, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the āKarenā, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 12, 2025
Get the Keithmug. At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasnāt here. Heās always been. You donāt even need a where. Not even a when. Thatās how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Austin Hernandezmug. A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
by Audon October 9, 2019
Get the Brandon Keith Durhammug. Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen.
Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.
i love you allison!
Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.
i love you allison!
by TOOTUM POP January 13, 2009
Get the allison keithmug.