Jason

Jason is a fucking beast. This kid rips people apart on the football field, and is not to be fucked with, ever.

Spectator: You see Jason out there?

Spectator 2: Hell yea he just ripped that kids arm off :O

by Jason the Linebacker October 18, 2012

Jason Bittner

Jason Bittner is a god, a metal icon, and the drummer for Shadows Fall. He can double-bass drum faster than anyone could imagine.

Need an example? "The Light that Blinds" off of Shadows Fall's new cd The War Within.

by triplecorpsehammerblow December 28, 2004

Jason

Jason, a guy who cannot bring himself to love but when you get to know him omgzz you guys he has a heart of solid gold..

I cried so much because of jasons special type of love i didnt realise all those years were were together he was the one who made me cry the most..

Omg like he is sooooo special..

by ifitwalkslikeaduckitisaduck December 28, 2013

jasonism

a condition brought on by over exposure to Jason

symptoms include:

overly theatrical performances during social interactions
A god like complex
swelling of the head
and finally everone around you may begin to appear inferior

patient "doctor I can't help but despair at the human race for not being as amazing as I am"
doctor "well I think you have a minor case of jasonism"

by bubbles7612 May 19, 2009

jason newstead

jason newstead,played bass in metallica for 14 years until band member problems...proved himself almost overnight by his killer bass solos in concert,and back up vocals...he now is with supernova as they host tv show rockstar looking for there lead singer...jason newstead will always be mr. metallica

jason newstead kicks it up on bass!!!!!

by raz master August 25, 2006

Jason

A jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. However, a Jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl".

s, "i really like jason, but he never talked to me, only showed me to his friends"

e, "i wanted to go out with jason, but i knew better"

friend, "who can resist jason charm and grace?"

by lovetolovealways:)............ August 28, 2008

jubong

a jubong describes a person with a very small penis. this word originated from canada

a jubong does not describe someone who was born with a small penis (not a genetic condition) it does however describe someone whos penis became small due to outside influences (cutting, circumcision accident, emo-ness, etc)

Edwin is such a jubong

by linkness September 3, 2008