what I wear on the train and underground over my cute black dress cuz i look slightly strange otherwise and would seduce every living person near me ;))
person 1:"Why are you in a blue jumper for our fancy dinner?"
very hot and cool and funny person 2"guys let me transform, it’s my TFL jumper, i promise i’m dressed up underneath"
😯😯😯
very hot and cool and funny person 2"guys let me transform, it’s my TFL jumper, i promise i’m dressed up underneath"
😯😯😯
by bangtanbabe😹😡 September 1, 2023
by MsNevaGaveAf June 29, 2023
When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.
One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!
Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!
Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"
by whizno June 30, 2018
by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018
An illegal immigrant, more specifically
an illegal immigrant from mexico.
A white man that prefers to date and have sex with black women.
MineCraft Mod
an illegal immigrant from mexico.
A white man that prefers to date and have sex with black women.
MineCraft Mod
#1
Thomas: Bob came from Mexico illegally right
Jeff: No that was Urmum
#2
Bob: Did you know Thomas liked black women
Jeff: No way, I can't believe he's a fence jumper!!
Bob: It's true
#3
Bob: How did you jump over that fence?
Urmum: It's a mod
Thomas: Bob came from Mexico illegally right
Jeff: No that was Urmum
#2
Bob: Did you know Thomas liked black women
Jeff: No way, I can't believe he's a fence jumper!!
Bob: It's true
#3
Bob: How did you jump over that fence?
Urmum: It's a mod
by LaLechuga November 15, 2019
When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level
by Slaftr September 19, 2018
Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.
Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.
Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.
Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
by Cactibabe March 16, 2014