by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019
Get the Johnningmug. Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug. by niggawarrior February 20, 2018
Get the Johnmug. by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by fdgreg54ryh September 28, 2018
Get the Johnmug. John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage
by Mydadleft August 17, 2019
Get the Johnmug.