harvey jones

A Harvey Jones is a boy who tends to play girls, he sits on his backside thinking he is the king. Most girls won’t fall to his feet and he has to be told NO a few times before he gets it. One of a Harvey Jones’ favourite things to do is do illegal things... I’ll let you guess what that is.

Morgan wanted to kiss Tash whilst he was seeing Macy... He’s such a Harvey Jones

by User1832 October 15, 2018

Whitfield Jones

The type of man you would ride horse back through the alps with while telling tales of your childhood hooligan antics of the good old days with the sewer rats.

The mans a real Whitfield Jones

by Ray Harbarch May 18, 2021

Makhai Jones

Makhai Jones is a fat person who eats out Daishawn

Makhai Jones is a rude person who hates black people

by MakhaiBigGay April 10, 2019

Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"

That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius

by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018

Jimbo Jones

-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.

-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.

- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".

- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"

by MoyBoi January 28, 2010

Wyatt Jones

Such a sexy young boy. Gets all the girls, and even some boys. Cadens and Sofias especially enjoy this mans penis. He is very funny, he likes eating but is fit and thinks Fortnite is ok. He is the perfect guy but he is a fuckboy.

OMGGGG he is such a Wyatt Jones I wish me and my boyfriend could see his penis.

by DgkvxiahdahfsjarhHfnJf April 15, 2018

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

by Ohaganist November 2, 2010