Jap

A bad or difficult position ; something hard to get out but has to be completed.
Florida state has miami hurricanes in a jap 42-0 and it only the first half .

I was in a jap for 7 years serving time in a florida state prison.
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JAP 2021 DEFINITION

a jap is a east coast girl, who is an absolute BITCH!! never be friends with one.

THEY ARENT ALWAYS JEWISH ITS SPREADING

they typically live in:
HUGE HOUSES (over 5,500 square feet)
WILL HAVE A SECOND HOUSE IN MAINE, BOCA, OR UPSTATE NY

located in:
connecticut (westport, greenwhich, wilton, redding, any small rich town)
boca, florida
new jersey (berkeley heights, livingston, tenafly, holmdel)
scarsdale, new york
long beach island, nj
long island

their clothes:
lulu lemon leggings
patagonia tops
af1s or golden goose shoes
uggs for winter
birkenstocks and moccasins for leisure
star or lightening bolts on their sweaters

barbour or patagonia jackets
wildflower phone case
(aviator nation and free city are for the wannabe's)

accessories:
return to tiffany necklace
pearl earrings
glasses
messy bun or straightened hair
brooks brothers bracelet

shit ton of makeup

sports:
dance
field hockey
squash
golf
tennis

summers spent:
at their rich girl camp (which they claim is their home away from home)
hooking up with guys at dances for camp
traveling to europe, boca, or marthas vineyard

qualities:
needy
whiny

high maintenance
attention seeking
everything must be their way
FAKE AF
stuck up

slutty
spoiled
bratty
loud
bitchy
flirty
so pretty/hot they're ugly
always says "omg"
they're actually pretty smart

Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a JAP
you see emily over there? what a jap!!!!!
by anonymous8 December 30, 2020
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(NOUN, ADVERB,PRONOUN,INFINITIVE)
Jewish-American Penis
Alternatively can be known as Jewish-African Penis or Jewish American Prince
The rabbi ravenously chewed into Jesse’s JAP as he performed his circumcision.
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Typically found in places like Long Island Livingston Cherry Hill Short Hills and Boca Raton. Snobby rich and slutty, they have to maintain perfect reputation for their wealthy family. You can find them wearing brands like Hermès Gucci hardtail lululemon golden goose SAM Canada goose David yurman and Cartier. They only wear their hair with a middle part, straight. They are seceretly hoes and own about a million pairs of Ugg’s. Their time in Florida is a must and obviously bar/bat mitzvah season. Here, they go to parties more extra that most weddings and following that, they all wear their over the top party favors (sweatshirts or sweatpants). As a jap your nails must always be done and the starbucks baristas should know your name.

They pose with their hand flat on their thigh kissing their camp friends because #camplife is everything and more. You can find them 7 weeks of the summer at expensive overnight camps and when they return they spend time at their grandparents shore house in places like the Hampton’s or Margate. Here, they reunite with their squads and although it’s fake and they all hate each other, they’ll make snap look like they’re having the best time.

These overwhelmingly rich girls will marry into a family just like theirs and raise their kid just as extra.

It’s important to remember these girls are in fact plastic so if you come across one just be friendly and nod along with their “complaints”
JAP- Jewish American princess

Omg did u like just see what Lexi just got for Hanukah!?

Omg no what is it!?

She got her third Hermes bracelet!!!

NO FAIR!
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“Ugh, my mom said I can only get the cartier love and trinity ring for my birthday, but we’re still going to The Hamptons tomorrow!”
“Ugh, what a jap
by Yuri Tarded October 26, 2019
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