January 8th

The day an absolute GOD is born.
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She is also a whore.

Oml she is such a god she must be born on January 8th.

by Christ all mighty November 18, 2019

January 17

People who are born on this day are the best! They are kind, hard working, flexible, and very pretty.

Did you know that her birthday is January 17th?

That explains everything!

by And I opp sksksksk November 23, 2019

january 10

a day where extremley loyal people are born. they are hard working and really positive,

she was born on january 10, she's such a ray of sunshine.

by abcdefghijklmn_12345 October 19, 2019

January 30th

January 30th is national smack your drug dealers ass day.

Aye bro it’s finally January 30th!!

Wym dude
Smack my ass it’s a national holiday

No cap u said that yesterday

by kitty.catcher November 4, 2019

January 18

Yall better appreciate me is ma moutherfuking birthday biatch. Hahaha. I have the spirit of lord farquaad. U violated the law

'Appreciate meeeeee it's January 18'
'okay then'

by Lord fricking farquaad October 30, 2019

January 29th

If a girl is born on this day dont let her go wife her up she is beautiful smart funny etc. Go up 2 her on this day and kiss her

January 29th = WIFE HER UP

by 4seasons November 4, 2019

january 13th

january 13th is a day to honor badass clown bitch awareness, all the real niggas are born on that day .

“you’re an actual fucking clown” “yeah i was born on january 13th”

by cameranian👀 October 15, 2019