Jackin'

Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.
2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.
2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.
2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.

Wtf? Imma jackin' my load into her goo receptacle when all of a sudden, a message pops up for WOTD. You dorknuffas interrupted a good dick sucking for this shitty shit? What a bunch of fuckin' fuctards!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

Jackin'

Jackin' (Jak-in)

v. jack·ed, jack·in', jacks

v.intr.
1. To issue forth man chowder in a forceful stream or jet; jackin'.

2. To eject baby batter in a jet towards a goo receptacle.

v.tr.
1. To eject goo stew forcibly in a gooey stream from a narrow opening in the wombjabber.

2. To make moist with a jacking of baby gravy.

n.
1. The act of jacking a load.

2. A jacked jet of liquid spewed forth from the clit stroker.

I was jackin' my load into Amy's goo receptacle when she sneezed coochie sauce all over everything! When I got home all tatored, my boner sniffer freaked out at the smell of strange pink taco on my package.

by Misty Dawn October 16, 2008

Jackin' Off

The act of consuming, the always delicious, apple jacks cereal.

Matty G: "Yo dude, watcha doin"?

Joe: "You know, just jackin' off or whatever".

by Pirate Suite April 25, 2007

Apple Jacking

The event of a thief or robber stealing an iPod or Apple product.

"Yo, that guys apple jacking me," Tyrone said as the thief ran away with his iPod.

by Teh_North_Star December 27, 2009

jackin da bank

to masturbate

this kid was in his room jackin da bank when i walked in

by Brklynz Finest22 December 26, 2009

jacking the refresh

when one is reached complete boredom, or boregasm, and has nothing better to do than repeatedly hitting the refresh button on facebook. Most often there is no significant change whatsoever, just the same news about how Becky has just gotten her new haircut and she wants people to "hit her up."

None of my friends answered any of my texts, so i was just jacking the refresh until i could find something better to do.

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

jackin the cobb

A corny way of describing masturbating

Hey Adam, are you Jackin the cobb?

by bigjay252 June 30, 2014