slow drop

An extraordinary feeling that slowing comes over oneself leading to a feeling of complete harmony with all things.

The other night while I was thinking about my life and how grateful I am, a slow drop took place.

by morty-mike-129 October 19, 2020

Slow Pitcher

A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.

John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.

by Steve Nichols October 8, 2010

collective slow

When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.

I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.

by ithamore November 10, 2008

Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022

Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

slow stink

Jizz

oh there is somebody's slow stink on you, you hoe !

by YazanKoz May 22, 2016