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Rhode Island Ripper

The ultimate version of the shocker. This sexual act involves using both fists in both the vaginal and anal opening, pushing both fists upwards opening the cavities. Creates the most intense orgasm (and intense pain for beginners) for females. End results often ends in pain and discomfort but with practice allows women to fully accept "super cocks"- penises belonging to endowed males starting as wide as a coke can.
Nurse: "I can't stop the bleeding doc."
Doc: "What happened here? Wait.. this looks like the Rhode Island Ripper."
Nurse "Ugh i should have known, i received that once. was the most intense orgasm ever but awful after effects. I can only fit a coke can now minimum in there to feel anything"
Rhode Island Ripper by Ben Jam'in' September 3, 2010

Johns Island 

A barrier island in South Carolina, in the Charelston area. Known for is infamous parties, drinking, & drug consumption. Usually done by ages 14-99.
Bazzle: PARTY AT THE TREE FARM!
Kid 1: Isn't that on Johns Island?

Bazzle: DUH.

Kid 1: YESSSS!
Johns Island by Justanothernigg November 29, 2014

staten island tuxedo 

usually worn by old italian men and mostly in staten island (hence "staten island tuxedo", it consists of a velour track suit and bright white sneakers
hey look at the old guy who looks like he's in the mob, he's really rocking that staten island tuxedo.

Man Island 

A bowel movement so large, it causes the poop to peek above the water line in the toilet and produce an island of poo
Wow! ihad so much taco bell last night that when i got home i made a man island
Man Island by Th4t Guy456 August 23, 2009

Hornby Island 

A small island, in B.C

A place to go in the summers, theres about 4 police on the whole island, a nude beach, bonfires everynight, hella weed, raves, and hippies
in fall magic mushrooms grow everywhere
"What are you doing this summer?"
"Going to Hornby Island of course!"
Hornby Island by Loveandmoney March 24, 2010

Fire Island 

The Greatest Place on Earth and this place that is know only as Fire Island has nothing bad about it no cars no cops and no tourists except for July 4th..... fuck tourists There are a few facts about fire island that you might not know

1. No Shoes
2. Drinking age is only 14
3. Outdoor Showers Only
4. Kan Jam is a Required skill
5. Bay Picnic is better than Christmas
6. The Most Important of all... LOCALS ONLY