Garden Porn

Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.

Have you seen Jerry's Garden Porn ? It look's so good I can't wait to see his food porn.

by Captn Jax Macky April 13, 2011

Winter Garden

A town outside of Orlando, Florida which consists oo old people and squirrles.

John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"

by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009

red garden

When there's an orgy and all the guys dicks are rose red ;)

Ah damn yesterday I had an orgy and it was a red garden

by ;)69 September 30, 2019

swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 27, 2011

Chao Garden

a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)

Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro

by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022

garden night

when a group of people come together to smoke weed

David: Hey Sammy, we’re having a garden night tonight, you in?

Sammy: Yeah, I’ll see you later!

by robinyournuts April 7, 2022

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021