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Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.
Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.
by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010
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book dumb

the opposite of book smart, the culmination of not going to school for a long time but not necessarily the opposite of street smart
I'm thinking about going back to college after just working for the last 11 years but I might have gotten too book dumb.
by Lo fo Sho September 7, 2010
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The Quote Book

"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.
From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*
by TempoBerrily January 13, 2021
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Book Bandit

a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items
person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"
by The Book Bandit December 6, 2015
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Burn book

A term that originated from the 2004 movie 'Mean Girls'. It is a book the Plastics use to write nasty comments and start rumors/gossip about their classmates. Nowadays, it can be used to refer to any book that contains hateful comments about anything.
Got anything bitchy you want to say about someone? Put it in a burn book then!
by Thats16myboi June 20, 2020
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going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.
I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.
by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021
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Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.
#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons
by I like lemons February 2, 2022
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